This title sounds funny, and although it is a very odd idea to think that one would grab a graham cracker instead of grabbing their penis, it is just what Sylvester Graham had in mind when he invented the wonderful crisp morsel known today as the graham cracker.
Since this blog is dedicated to all the men that have a hard time controlling their masturbatory urges, I thought this to be a fascinating first post. Throughout the ages many have tried to stop society at large from masturbating. It was during the 1700s and 1800s when masturbation was first associated with mental and physical deficiencies. Some prominent physicians, scientists, philosophers, and religious leaders believed that illnesses such as insanity, vision and hearing problems, epilepsy, mental retardation, and just general health problems were caused by self-stimulation. It is a fact that over 60% of medical and mental illnesses were blamed on masturbation.
How does a Graham Cracker fit into the equation? The Graham Cracker was developed in 1829 in an effort to curb masturbatory impulses in young boys. Presbyterian minister Graham insisted that eating bland foods could help to curb carnal desires. Don’t masturbate eat Graham Crackers instead? Did you know that Dr. John Harvey Kellogg the maker of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes had the same idea? Kellogg called self-love “the vilest, the basest and the most degrading act that a human being could commit.” I know now that my need to have sugar in my corn flakes has made me a pervert.
Thanks to medical science we realize that masturbation is in fact good for ones health. Research by Australia’s Cancer Council Victoria found that the more often men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50, the less likely they are to be diagnosed with cancer. In August 2002 a television program was aired that discussed studies about erections. If a man doesn’t get erections, and allow blood to flow through his penis, he could actually lose penis length. We all know that size matters! Anyone four inches and smaller can’t afford to lose size. I also wrote on my other blog “Be My Boy Toy” about the history of the vibrator. Vibrators were first created for medical use. Some doctors had the right idea! You know what I have to say about all of this right? Keep calling Mistress Nadia, and masturbate for her. Besides, she is good for your health!
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